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by mail : Wife 1.0

Hello,
Alaa Awad sent me a cool Geeky mail and I thought that you will like it.
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

new updates …

Hi all,
i didn’t write any thing here in the last days and I still don’t have any interesting thing to write till now.
but .. let’s review what I did in the last days.
 
I was studing and working on a nice website “ I will give you the link latter in another post “.
and was reading a good book called “Extrem programming for web projects” , i like it . it was talking about how you can use XP in your web projects with new ideas and to implement it not only on the programmers but on the designers and interface developers too.
also, i was reading on how you can get the best results by employing the Test Driven development in your projects, I like the TTD but I need to study it more – I was doing my tests with SimpleTest .
 
SimpleTest is the only testing framework that’s I got the time to check well , but I have plannes to check other TFs like it in the comming days.
 
amm, what’s more?! – yea, I can’t forgot that I just today got a new job as a php web developer in a company here in Alexandria called “cyber”. I like the company and the people there .
you know that today is “almoled alnboee” ..  .  . . .. – sorry this part will be in arabic only as I’m brain dead now.
ana abtdet ahlos w mesh kader agm3 klam english fe dma3′ee mn alt3ab fa nkbr dm3′na fe algoz2 da mn alnas alle mbe3rfosh 3rabee
 
almohem al modeer fe alsherka ada kol wa7d sh3′al fe alsherka 3elba feha “7lawt almoleed”, kant lafta zareefa awee mnh anh y3mel keda m3 almozfeen bto3h – 3shan tnmeet al3lakat w roo7 al2osra alwa7da fe alsherka w zee mt2olo keda yb2a almozaf ka3d mstre7 msh zee fe shrekat hna fe masr btzel al mozaf aela aksa 7ad w brdo beakhod 3la dma3′h w me3gbsh. a3taked bardo microsoft bt3ml nfs nezam trfeh almozfeen da bs bshkl tanee bardo 3la ad ankaneatha – bs almohem fe al7sela an b2ee wsela btre7 almozf.
ana 3n nfsee low kont sa7b alsherka alle ana sh3′al feha, mkontsh 7ta 7geeb lnfsee aslaa :D
 
tyeb, ya wlad ana abtdet afo2 tanee w ash3sh3 w alhloasa 7tzeed, fa bmnasbt alhloasa ana kont ashtrakt m3 shbab taneen fe blog asmh “ma3ateh” :D , f ana men bab almosharka ktbt hnak 3n t3reef alm3tooh w azay tktshf almoheba de 3ndak w tnmeeha men alse3′ar :D (7aga fdaye7)
 
la ya gma3a ana keda sh3sh3t gamed w lazm akfl al computer da w akhosh anam 3shan al7ala mtzedtsh 3n keda … lol
 
yla slam

Blog things : quick self tests

like the one there in tarik’s blog (DotNet City)
the results of this things not always true but it’s funy, i like it any way
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***You Are a Newborn Soul***
You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you’re easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Noconformist and nontraditional, you’ve never met anyone who’s like you.
Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul
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***Your Birth Month is October***
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.
Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love
Your gemstone: Tourmaline
Your flower: Cosmos
Your colors: White and yellow
- about my colors : white, red, black, blue and yellow
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***Your Blog Should Be Yellow***
You’re a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You’re also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.
- I like it blue like the sea
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***Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating***
You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.
You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.
You should major in:
Marketing
Psychology
Desgin
Cognitive Science
Economics
Photography
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***Your IQ Is 100***
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average ( i have no logic at all :D )
Your Verbal Intelligence is Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Above Average
you can find more at http://blogthings.com

Smile with Technology (2)

i know that you loved the last one so here is more new things that’s you will love too.
this for the microsoft’s maniacs :P … lol

very smart one, spot what the soldier says

Thank you Joy of Tech

okay now we will see other comics from php life

Thank you too PHP Life