smile with technology
:) hi guys
starting the day in very bad mood can make you some funy in the end of that day.
any way, i found some quotes and funy thing worthy IMO and loved to share it with you . ( just Smile first :) )
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- “You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.”~ Juuso Heimonen
|- – - this thing happend to me many times too, not joking :D
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- “I invented it, Bill made it famous.” ~ David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC)
- “Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.” ~ Paranoia RPG
- “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” ~ Ralph Johnson
- “Welcome to DALNet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI Agents!” ~ DALNet IRC Welcome Message
|— that’s real :)
- “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?” ~ Dino Esposito
- “Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” ~ Bill Gates
- “…the best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.” ~ Bill Gates
- “Probably the most dangerous and powerful industrialist of our age.” ~ Scott McNealy (about Bill Gates)
|— maybe
|— i told him not to watch scarry movies more.
- “Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.”
- “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” ~ Laurent Gasser
- “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” ~ F. L. Bauer
- “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate him for a day; if you teach him how to program, you will frustrate him for a lifetime.”
|— i love u programming :D
- “Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” ~ Dick Brandon
- “Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.” ~ Bill Bulko
- “/* You are not expected to understand this */” ~ comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel
- “I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself: ‘Dijkstra would not have liked this’, well that would be enough immortality for me.” ~ Edsger Dijkstra
|— :D that’s happening to me all the time Mr.Dijkstra
- “Life would be so much easier if only we had the source code.”
|— u r right.
- “Error, keyboard not found— press F1 to continue.” ~ BIOS system message
- “The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.” ~ Linus Torvalds
- “When I was a teenager, Mom said I’d go blind if I didn’t quit doing *that*. Maybe she was right— since the invention of internet porn, computer monitors keep getting bigger and bigger!” ~ Bill Ervin
- “Computer programming is tremendous fun. Like music, it is a skill that derives from an unknown blend of innate talent and constant practice. Like drawing, it can be shaped to a variety of ends – commercial, artistic, and pure entertainment. Programmers have a well-deserved reputation for working long hours but are rarely credited with being driven by creative fevers. Programmers talk about software development on weekends, vacations, and over meals not because they lack imagination, but because their imagination reveals worlds that others cannot see.” – Larry O’Brien and Bruce Eckel in Thinking in C#
- “Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs” – James Gosling, co-inventor of Java
- “In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.” – Bjarne Stroustrup
- “C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.”
- “COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”
- “I have a pretty major problem with a language where one of the most common variables has the name $_” – Brian Hook
|— perl
Real programmers
- “Real Programmers remember phone numbers in binary.” :) ha ha ha
- “At the beach, the Real Programmer is the one drawing flowcharts in the sand.”
- “Real Programmers write programs, not documentation.”
- “Real Programmers don’t wear neckties.” i don’t know why?!
- “A Real Programmer might or might not know his wife’s name. He does, however, know the entire ASCII (or EBCDIC) code table.”
- “Real Programmers don’t like the team programming concept. Unless, of course they are the chief programmer.”
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